Friday, May 1, 2009
Many of you who have ever come to our house have been graced with the presence of Chapman. Our pitt/lab rescue mutt, he is quite possibly the most interesting dog I have ever encountered.
Briefly I will tell you an experience I had with Chappy a few months ago that forever changed my life.
I was in the back yard hanging with our dogs when I noticed Chapmen running around dragging his butt and noticed something hanging from his it. Well it was a rope which was slowing moving through his system (Chapmen had ate a rope). After the immediate shock I realized something needed to be done. So as I searched for the nearest towel to pull the rest out Chappy continued to run in circles ( the situation was chaotic to say the least).
This is were the story gets even weirder. As I ran back out side I discovered chapman pulling the rest out of his butt and reswallowing the rope back down again to start the process all over again.
If you have a chappy story feel free to share it!!!
1. REVELATION II: A Christie and Deb study
2. What happend to People before Christ?
3. A study on Hermenutics: A Jacob and Mac conversation!
5. My Personal Favorite: Do Dragons exist(Job 3:8)
6. Spiritual Warfare: Testimonies
7. What God wants vrs. what we want!
Had a great year with you guys this year look forward to hanging out with yall again next year.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
So morale at work has been a little low so in attempts to cheer everybody up I instituded some new policies to create a little office unity.
here is a copy of the email:
"Recently I have noticed a couple of things in the office sloppy dress and poor fashion sense, so I have decided to enforce a few new policies.
1. Mandatory Mustache Mondays
2. Ugly Tie Tuesdays
Your compliance is not an option, even if you cannot grow a Mustache you must wear fake one. If you do not meet these minimum requirements you will be fired.
One warning you will receive a verbal spanking
Second warning is a caning
Third is expulsion
If you need a visual aid I have prepared myself as an example.
Thank you for your compliance"
Well everbody got a good laugh and it helped a little, but then my director realized I had sent this new office policy to our VP of student affairs on accident. Needless to say I immediatly had to make a retraction of our new policy, and office Morale was at an all time high at my expense especially when he wrote back to say he had been doing this for years.